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Noun. 1. A cell phone that is broken in half, or barely works. 2. A shitty phone.
Wow, I have a half-a-phone after that bail yesterday...
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The act of lubing and slipping a 9-volt battery (perferably of the Energizer brand because they keep going and going) into one's ow..
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A medical procedure involving the removal of a dead gerbil from a feltchers rectum.
How the rodent gets there is very usually a non-ac..
