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When a married women uses her left hand to jerk a guy off and he dribbles his splooge all over her wedding ring et al.
She pumped my ho..
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Two people get on their knees and connect assholes, then give a thumbs up.
The midget then shoots himself with a flaregun, signalli..
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The condition in which a male gets after engaging in sexual intercourse for excessive amounts of time. (Similar to pruned fingers: The c..