E-eyes Edit Meaning

1. A small turtle, in which you can jizz in. "Hey rodreiguez, GET UR OWN FUCKING JIZZTURTLE, and stop having rodreigasms, DAAAAAMN!&q..

1. A term used to describe a state of being fucked up "Man that last hit straight knocked the beenie off..." "I knocked t..

1. Archaic expression of shock or suprise. Derives from "God's wounds". As with similar archaisms, "Zwounds" is us..