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When a man swipes a credit card through a stripper's ass cheeks as payment for a lap dance.
Yea I got a great lap dance from those..
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This person is a fucking idiot because A: this is retarded and B: ass to mouth is for when you're fucking a whore in the ass & ..
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when your taking a shit, bring the knife into the bathroom and cut your asshole up like a piecrust so it leaves slits and it bleeds in e..