What is Ef?
1.
Polite way to say the word "Fuck."
Hey Gary, go ef yourself you dumb mother effer.
Hey Gary, I just effed your girl.
2.
European language schools organisation. Nobody know's what EF actually means although, having lived in Oxford - an EF stroghold - for a number of years I can only assume it stands for 'Easy Fuck.
Did you see those Italian EF girls getting off the coach? Man, sometimes it's good to live in this shithole wanker-student city!
3.
Stands for Erectile Function, anybody who doesn't have ED can have EF, it means you are able to hold an erection without Viagra, Cialis etc.
Guy1:I have ED
Guy2:well that sucks, I have EF
Guy1: Man, I wish I had that.
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4.
Simply the letter f(F) to name the letter F ef.
"When speaking of the letters written by the cleric, the historian noted the letters aitch and ef were printed heavily"
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5.
Eye Fuck
Eyed Fucked
Dude, this guy came into the shop and I totally EF'd his wife; I like to EF the high school chicks;
6.
Noun: A reference to almost anything.
Verb: Means to fuck with (not sexually).
This can be used in replace of 'fuck' because it is toned down so as not to offend anyone.
Noun: "Hey ef, we gotta go or we'll be late!"
"Oh ef!"
Verb: :::Me playing in the ocean throwing sandcrabs at Samir::: Samir: "Don't ef with the wildlife!"
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7.
The one and only, EF.
Coward, wuss, pansie, lamer, pathetic gimp.
"Look! It's EF! OMGOSH"