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Hump day, an occasion every week to wear that ugly sweater you got from Aunt Mildred for Christmas.
Jack: Crap, I forgot it was Ugly Sw..
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A fictitious publication one reffers to when pointing another's lack of common sense.
Oh man, im puttin that in common sense weekl..
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A very serious issue when your butthole itches, and you can't scratch it (because you're in public, on a date, at a party, etc..