What is Effed?
1.
"Fucked", the watered down way. Used by people afraid to cuss, usually.
"Dude... that's effed up..."
2.
Nice way of saying: FUCKED.
I Effed You - IFY.
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3.
Can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, much like it's vulgar equivalent - Fuck.
Effed can be used to describe a state of complete and uttter mental anniahlation after consuming more the recommended dose of narcotics, legal or otherwise. As a result. this may lead to a domino effect of effed situations.
Man that pill was effed! Like seiously are you as effed as I am right now. That's effed up! Hey anyone seen Aaron? He left the apartment all effed but left his keys and phone behind. He's Effed...he'll be fine.
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4.
Used to describe less-than-amusing situations in a more palatable fashion.. like if you had to say it to a purdy girl and you don't wanna cuss in front of her ('cause thats what mean people do) - duh
"Dude, im like so effed.. I let kitty out of the house again, and my mom's gonna be crazy mad at me - cause kitty's mad sniffable and all the dawgs are gonna chase it"
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5.
I am Effed, except no imitation.
Effed beyond recognition.