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one of cartel's best songs. it's best enjoyed when you're driving and it's cold outside, nighttime, you're half..
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When an animal, usually a cat, sits at your feet and watches you while you poop.
It's 6am and I just woke up to take my morning sh..
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where you go to screw a girl but accidentally ram it in her ass and she jumps so high her head hits the ceiling fan and knocks it out of..
