E-flap-jack-ass-ulation Edit Meaning

1. A large furniture store that sells everything in a million pieces. (open something that unexpectedly needs to be assembled)"Shit! ..

1. The rare occasion of when ether your butt blubbers bleed or your actual sphincter starts bleeding (not funny). John:dude, my jeans are ..

1. It's falling asleep at the wheel and crashing your car. Dude, last night I pulled a Hadnot, the car caught on fire and I risked my..