What is Efod?
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EFOD - eye full of dick
This happens when you are entering a mens bathroom and you try to scope out where the urinals are located. Occasionally one accidentally gets and eye full of dick when looking for the urinal. This normally occurs when there is a lack of privacy dividers between urinals.
Trough-style urinals at sporting events are also common for having a high risk of EFOD exposure. Also common at strip clubs.
Unfortunately, EFOD exposure will likely be tattooed in ones brain for the remainder of the day.
Guy 1: "Hey, wheres the pisser?"
Guy 2: "Back by the other stripper pole, oh but be careful dude, I got an EFOD looking for the urinal.. there's no fuckin dividers."
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