Egay

What is Egay?


1.

A humorous alternative name for eBay. To be used when someone keeps going on about eBay all the bloody time!

Son: I was thinking of putting my car on eBay? What do you think?

Dad: Fuck me! You're always on about fucking eGay!

2.

its a play off of words, like ebay

---its basically a guy usually 12-16 who types on AIM or MSNlike a girl. they add all the misspelled "cute" words and all the lol's and the TeHess! and all the stupid typing that adds extras " i lyke sOoO luv Ya! <33 ooH soO glamx3's" and stuff like that.-----

sort of like a metrosexual, in the verbal sense.

---- an eGay's convo with a norm. person---

normal- hey

eGay- wuts up sweetiie! <3

normal- not much i guess

eGay- tehe that is like soO fab

normal- sure

eGay- OMG!!!!!!! guess wut happened!!!! :O

normal- what?

eGay- lyke, we're getting an A&F iin att teh mall!!!! wooT!

normal- umm okay.

eGay- its oOh SooO faB! tehe g2g luv yaa babee <3

See gay, metro, metrosexual, girly man, aim, msn

3.

A shopping website that sells entirely nothing but homosexual blow up dolls, pornography videos, and things from John Mayer.

"Wow. Where'd you get John Mayer's latest album! I got my copy from EGay at a very low price!"

See john mayer, ebay, gay, amazon, dildo, pornography


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