What is Egg Beater?
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A collarless, sleeveless shirt, otherwise known as a "wife beater" which has been worn so long without cleaning that it has become completely yellow from a combination of sweat, spilt beer and smokeless tobacco spittle.
When Cletus saw the film crew from "Cops" he put on his favorite egg beater so as to look good on TV.
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Slang used to describe rotorcraft, specifically helicopters. Also used to describe blade slap - the uniquely characteristic sound a helicopter makes in a turn or shallow descent. Commonly used by a fixed wing pilot to a rotor pilot.
I don't know how you keep that egg beater up.
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3.
When a woman has an abundance of cervical mucous, flings it on her husband's face and testicles, and he licks it off.
I am ovulating and want to give you an egg beater!
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A implement used for a horrific level of sodomisation, characteristically used by a person of authority to chastigate someone of poor discipline. Typically electric unless brute force is used
I'm nervous about facing the exclusion board. What if one of them bends me over and fucks me with an egg beater?
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A person who excessively masterbates.
Shannon is such an Egg Beater. He spanks his monkey everyday in drew hall watching Tip Drill.
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The process by which a man ejaculates onto a woman and then proceeds to stir it with his penis.
After I splooged on Jane,I gave her an egg beater.
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