Egg Numbers

What is Egg Numbers?


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Zero's all across, zip. Basically what you don't want to score on an exam, sporting event, or any other affair in which a "point" system is a factor.

Boss: So what'd we get on our customer satisfaction survey.

Secretary: Ehhhhhhh...we got egg numbers sir.

Boss: Egg numbers.....fuck me sideways.

See zero, zilch, nada, nil, nothing, zip, jack shit, squat


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