Egg Numbers

What is Egg Numbers?

Zero's all across, zip. Basically what you don't want to score on an exam, sporting event, or any other affair in which a "point" system is a factor.

Boss: So what'd we get on our customer satisfaction survey.

Secretary: Ehhhhhhh...we got egg numbers sir.

Boss: Egg numbers.....fuck me sideways.

See zero, zilch, nada, nil, nothing, zip, jack shit, squat

Jamp

1. To jump. This is a real word. I jamp over that fence I jamp over that balloon I jamp over that cricketeer I jamp over that gramaphon..

Bipsmack

1. to threaten to or to slap someone upside of the head. to hit someone in a quick manner. Man I was about to bipsmack that bitch. See h..

Tahrahna

1. The city of...Toronto that is, as defined by everyone from English Canada. Usage: "Geeze I hate Tahrahna, too much friggin traff..

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