Egg Roll Edit Meaning

1.

a uncircumsized penis

Roland has a large egg roll.

See darryl

2.

Waking up to find your penis (usually morning wood) visible out the bottom, side, top, or through the pee slot of one's underwear. When sleeping with or around others (i.e. slumber party, crashing on a girl's sofa on the second date), you are usually the last to realize, causing embarrassment to one's self and laughter to the other party/parties.

1. “I went out with this guy the other day. He got totally drunk, made an ass out of himself then couldn’t drive. I felt bad and let him sleep on the couch. When I got up in the morning to kick him out, he had a total egg roll sticking out of his boxers. As if!!”

2. “At scout camp, Kyle comes walking out to get breakfast and pulled a total egg roll. We laughed so hard. He felt so dumb he walked home eight miles.”

See morning wood, shaft, balls, date

3.

a poorly rolled joint, fat in the middle and thin at both ends.

Brandon tried to spin up a couple of quick doobs, but wound up with two shitty egg rolls and shake everywhere.

See spliff, joint, rolling, marijuana, smoking

4.

n: Slang term for Asian penis.

"Angelina used to love Brad's Summer Sausage, but decided she preferred Chan's Egg Roll because it was little, yellow, different. Better."

See coal sausage, cock, dick, sausage, wang, wanker, pee pee, johnson, vagina, asian, yellow man, slant eye, gook, nip

5.

An asian penis;

Normally small penis (most asians have small penis')

JomesZ has a wrinkly eggroll;

For a japanese man i've never seen such a huge egg roll!

See eggroll, egg, roll, asian

6.

n : derogatory generic term for asian people. see also nip.

"Man those egg rolls are such bad drivers.. it's probably because they can't see out of their slanty eyes."