Egg Tank

What is Egg Tank?

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The most kickass white Chevy Cavalier adorned with a giant dent on the side; and green fuzzy flaming dice.

It has the ability to tank through snow, mud, dirt, ice, Zombehs and YOUR MOTHER. It tanks it's way through everything and holds a troop of six with FIVE seats; that's how kickass that car is. The driver is awesome, but the Eggtank prevails over him.

THIS IS EGGTANK!

Dude 1: DID YOU SEE THE EGG TANK?! THAT THING IS KICKASS.

Dude 2: Holy shit! You're right!

Dude 3: lolz

See egg, tank, chevy, cavalier, fuzzy, dice, squishy
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