Egg Timer

What is Egg Timer?

Used in reference to a person who you can only deal with for a short amount of time before you want to run away and/or hurt them

"She was a serious egg timer. A couple of minutes and I wanted to just punch her in the face."

See bitch, annoying, butterface, jerk, dumbass

I Forest

1. secret sexual intentions. 'i would do that' shortened to 'i would'... would or wood and wood = forest... 'i for..

Gurffle

1. To masturbate with ones elbow Last night Scarlett gurffled. See gurffle, masturbate, elbow, jack off..

Metaphoria

1. when something is too exciting to be considered a "euphoria." being a metaphor isn't necessary to be a metaphoria. spec..

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