Egg Timer

What is Egg Timer?

Used in reference to a person who you can only deal with for a short amount of time before you want to run away and/or hurt them

"She was a serious egg timer. A couple of minutes and I wanted to just punch her in the face."

See bitch, annoying, butterface, jerk, dumbass

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