Egg Timer

What is Egg Timer?

Used in reference to a person who you can only deal with for a short amount of time before you want to run away and/or hurt them

"She was a serious egg timer. A couple of minutes and I wanted to just punch her in the face."

See bitch, annoying, butterface, jerk, dumbass

Chocolate Seagull

1. A seagull which has been stuffed and used as an anal dildo. "Mum, where's my chocolate seagull." See dildo, shit, brown..

The Golden ^_^ Face

1. When you put a kawaii ^_^ face in brackets, it becomes golden! Like this! ^_^Tee hee! The golden ^_^ face is kawaii!..

Cockroach Hour

1. noun: The magic hour in which you have been awake for so long, that even a cockroach scuttling across the floor is a source of high amus..

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