What is Egg-asser?
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n. One who cornholes himself with an egg yolk for free Mexican food.
v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.
Matt's social status improved to egg-asser after setting chicken embryo into his stink pipe.
How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?
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adv. egg-assingly; Performing a feat whilst egg-assed.
Corey egg-assingly farted onto Spencer's chin, leaving fragments of yolk and fodder behind.
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The makeout move in which one places one hand- palm on chin/cheek, thumb in front of ear and rest of fingers behind ear and on neck*
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