Eggbert

What is Eggbert?


1.

excellent toy catalog that ships monthly

Holy shit the eggbert catalog is here

See sweetness, junk

2.

some1 that possess very irritating qualities such as annoying speech impedements, hyperactiveness and has a head shaped roughly like an egg. You will usually discover the urge to beat the shit of an eggbert while they talk complete bullshit out of their eggbertius head.

Daniel Freeman

Youve got an eggbert head

shut up egglet

3.

A beanie baby made by TY who was only released for a short time.

'My new eggbert is so adorable!"

See eggbert, egg, bert, ty, beanie

4.

A fart that smells like rotten eggs

Somebody just laid an eggbert...

See fart, egg, rotten, gas, flatulence


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