What is Eggbound?
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The undesirable state of one's bowels which can arise if you don't get your 'five a day.'
Bob: Goddamn. It's 10.30pm and I've only had 2 apples and a banana today. That's only 3 portions of fresh fruit! Better get myself a couple of emergency satsumas.
Bob's mum : You'd better- or you'll get eggbound.
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The inability to further one's career as a result of said invidual's inability to play golf.
My green handicap cost me last m..
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When you have recently recieved money, such as a paycheck.
"Mayn, I just picked up some skrilla, thatz sum sik Young Cheddar"..
