Eggbound

What is Eggbound?


1.

The undesirable state of one's bowels which can arise if you don't get your 'five a day.'

Bob: Goddamn. It's 10.30pm and I've only had 2 apples and a banana today. That's only 3 portions of fresh fruit! Better get myself a couple of emergency satsumas.

Bob's mum : You'd better- or you'll get eggbound.

See constipation, shit a brick, dump, cornhole, cable, fibre


49

Random Words:

1. one who collects of beer bottles "Save your beer bottle, my friend is a labeorphilist and he doesn't have that brand yet!&quo..
1. A person with no concept of design or real world principles when engineering something, often with horrifying results. Origin: Bradley ..
1. the act of ejaculation due to masturbation Ejerkulation is a totally natural thing. See lol, sex, jerking, off, dick..