What is Eggel Burger?
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The most delicious burger on the face of the Earth. The name is created through a combination of the names of ingredients. It is a Bagel, preferably Everything, with a fried Egg, and a 1/3 lb Burger patty. Usually garnished with cheddar cheese, pepper, salt, and ketchup/ranch to taste.
Invented and patented by the What's Your Beef? Food Stuffs Corp.
"Oh dear god, I believe this Eggle Burger has clogged my arteries...with deliciousness! Now this is what I call a food stuff!"
Random Words:
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Pronounced "A-bowl-esque."
Adjective: to be trashy, sleazy, etc.
"Wow, Mitch Hedberg, did you see that aboulesque look..
