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The inability to type without messing up the order of letters.
IM Dude 1: I swa Cinyd at walmatr teh ohtre day. She is stlii fukcin hot..
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1. Brand of a muffin.
2. Nickname for a dog named Otis.
1. Mmmm...that otispunkemeyer muffin was good!
2. Otispunkeyer...you're ..
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A female of sufficient attractiveness such that it elicits a carnal desire to jizzle at the very sight of her.
That Jessica Alba is Jiz..