Eggjob

What is Eggjob?


1.

an alias for one luke hansen, often the focus of such phrases as "if you wanted you could seduce a nun into bed" and "if you wanted too, you could seduce GODZILLA into bed"

so i was talking to eggjob, and he was like

eggjob: ....nobody but us is ever going to read this

See ryan

2.

the art of shoving an egg (hard boiled or soft or raw) into ones anus any other orifice (vagina/mouth) to arouse sexual pleasure

I like to wake up every morning with a nice fresh eggjob.

my boyufrend eggjobbed me and now i have salmonella because it was raw.

See jackass


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