What is Eggjob?
1.
an alias for one luke hansen, often the focus of such phrases as "if you wanted you could seduce a nun into bed" and "if you wanted too, you could seduce GODZILLA into bed"
so i was talking to eggjob, and he was like
eggjob: ....nobody but us is ever going to read this
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the art of shoving an egg (hard boiled or soft or raw) into ones anus any other orifice (vagina/mouth) to arouse sexual pleasure
I like to wake up every morning with a nice fresh eggjob.
my boyufrend eggjobbed me and now i have salmonella because it was raw.
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A violent act where the victim is placed with their mouth across the edge of a curb and a person stomps until the edge of the mouth is t..
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the traditional act of eating out a girl's asshole with chops sticks and soy sauce(preferibly one of asian decent)
Marc put the fu..
