Eggroll Edit Meaning

1.

Referring to an Asian penis.

Tiffany was expecting the basic lo mein snack, but when she removed Joe Tae Won's pants, she marveled at the size of the eggroll dinner.

See dick, meat hose, schlong, baby cannon

2.

The Eggroll is a process in which a Chinese person is tied up, placed in a sleeping bag, and subsequently rolled down a hill and/or mountain.

(Note: If an authentic Chinaman is unable to be found, a person of another race may be used in its place under the condition that said person is made to look Chinese. The person’s eyes must be held back in order to recreate the characteristic “slanty eye” appearance. Any adhesive may be used to accomplish this, but to achieve a more accurate Chinese likeness, packing tape is recommended due to its transparent nature.)

The Chinese food delivery man is 20 minutes late. If he doesn’t show up really soon, I’m going to Eggroll him.

See eggroll, chinese, sleeping bag, mountain, tape, frush

3.

The part of the male body that resides between the legs.

Also, a nice Chinese food that has a mixture of meat and vegetables wrapped in a dumpling wrapper.

My eggroll brings girls to tha yard, and they're like

it's better than yours

Damn right

it's better than yours

4.

A form of catcalling that discreetly disguises the words "Hey gurl" into the word "Eggroll!!!" Most of the time girls don't get it and almost every time they smile, so it's a good way to get the self esteem up.

Eric totally saw this mondo babe walk by from our porch and he goes, "Eggroll!!!!". The girl didn't really understand, but she smiled.

See chopped and screwed

5.

Someone who is a professional carnie; in turn, smelling like cabbage. For all carnies smell of cabbage. Or someone with small hands who may be hinding a carnie past.

Root: One of Austin Powers two fears - "Carnies. Small hands...smell like cabbage."

Used primarly North of North Birmingham.

You have a friend who is incredibly short with small hands. You establish weeks ahead of time you think she is carnie who smells of cabbage.

Hey, what's up eggroll?

See egg, roll, egg roll, cabbage, austin, powers, austin powers, carnie, birmingham

6.

To post a misleading link that promises some interesting or useful content, but actually leads to "the egg song" a japanese influenced flash cartoon. A variant on the rickroll

Instead of locating the super-secret Tron 2 trailer, featuring Lindsey Lohan's left breast as Bit, Jeff was once again eggrolled. Damn.

See egg roll, egg rolled

7.

'To go eggroll' is to go crazy/mad at/for a reason/object/person. Literally means 'nuts'

'I went absolutely Eggroll on slangdefine last night!'

See mad, crazy, nuts, angry, loopy, shot away, egg, roll, purpose