What is Eggs?
1.
White on the outside, yellow on the inside. A whiter person who wants to be asian.
Guy 1: "Hey Steve, what're you up to?"
Guy 2: "Nothing much, Jason. Just listening to my new JPop import CDs, making myself a light snack of rice and sashimi, reorganizing my Hello Kitty collection, stealing my neighbor's satellite feed to get TVJapan, looking through a few Honda and Nissan auto brochures, and talking with my girlfriend who's visiting her parents over in Hong Kong. Same ol', same ol."
Guy 1: "Eh... that's kind of stupid."
Guy 2: "Nani?! Baka yarou ja nai desu ne!!"
Guy 1: "...What?"
Guy 2: "Omoide aishiteiru genki desu ne!!"
Guy 1: "Speak English, you pasty white cracker. Do you even know what the fuck you're saying?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, sorry... I sometimes slip back into speaking Japanese when I'm angry."
Guy 1: "You don't even fucking speak Japanese!"
Guy 2: "What? Of course I do! It's a part of my heritage."
Guy 1: "Your heritage? You're a fucking redheaded white guy who's lived in fucking Nebraska his entire life! Stop being such a fucking Egg and accept the fact that you aren't Asian, let alone Japanese."
Guy 1: "Itadakimasu, you gaijin baka-chan."
Guy 2: "Say that stupid shit again and I'll punch you in the throat."
2.
Rocks; Freebase; Crack Cocaine.
"she like a crack addict, and she saw me cookin EGGS, and she though I was back at it." -Lil' Wayne
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3.
A place where baby chickens come from.
They all just hatched from the eggs this morning
4.
chicken abortions
Person 1. Would you like some eggs?
Person 2. You mean chicken abortions?
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5.
They belong in a cup and deserve to be eaten with a fork.
"How do you like your eggs?"
"In a
cup ."
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6.
According to Homestar Runner, officially not a fruit.
Homestar: I officially declare eggs...NOT a fruit.
7.
male testicles, see
dude, you got some eggs, man
