What is Eggs Benedict?
1.
If a girl's breasts look like eggs when she is on her back you splooge your hollandaise sauce load on them and call it an eggs benny.
That girl has some sweet tits. I wouldn't mind blowing my load of hollandaise sauce on those eggs and makin' some eggs benedict.
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2.
when one eats an extremely greasy meal to find out 30 minutes later they have the extreme
Brad went down to Chesters Fried Chicken to get some dank ass chicken but awhile later he ended up with eggs benedict instead.
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3.
when you fry your nuts on a frying pan and then have a chick lick your wounds.
Damn, I fried the shit out of my nuts on that damn frying pan, but then that bitch licked them wounds for me. She motha fuckin eggs benedict my ass.
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4.
When one hides a frying pan beneath the bed and sets a timer to go off in the middle of fornication - and then when said timer goes off, screams "eggs benedict", grabs the frying pan, and beats the girl/guy into unconcsiousness.
Jailer to his new cellmate: "What are you in here for?"
New cellmate: "3 to 5 for eggs benediction."
5.
proclaimed when something crazy and exciting is happening, or just has happened
GUY 1: wow, i just shot my sister in the foot
GUY 2: EGGS BENEDICT!!!!
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6.
When you order eggs benedict, place the eggs underneath the table, make sure no one is looking, then stick your dick in the eggs and pass them to the person on the left of you.
guy 1: OMG matt just stuck his dick in the eggs benedict again!
guy 2: yea you'll get used to it soon enough.
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7.
Commonly referred to as semen.
Comes from spilled hollandaise sauce (from an eggs benedict dish) all over an IHOP server.
"Dude, this chick was giving me dome and I forgot to warn her. Eggs Benedict EVERYWHERE!"
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