Eggs On Denim Edit Meaning

1. A deposit of excrement left on the chest (above heart) of a lover I left a steaming loveturd nestling on her bosom See Matty..

1. the phrase you must mutter after some assmonkeydoes something outrageously sad! The perfect subjects to say this to are as follows: a..

1. This is a pussy that tastes so bad that you recoil in horror after sticking your tongue on it. Much like what happens when you put you..