Egg-venture

What is Egg-venture?


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Egg-Venture a stupid arcade shoot em up made by boring Vegan pirates who were probably force fed dirt at school on a daily basis. The game is unique in the fact that it doesn't try to hide the creators disdain for eating/breaking eggs which are blatant Eggceptional piece's of shit with faces. The word egg is added into a variety of words throughout the game in a worse than lame attempt to humourise something about as entertaining as the bubonic plague

Warden: Prisoner 1469 it is now your turn to play egg-venture in the games room

*Prisoner takes one look at the stupid egg man*

Prisoner 1469: I think, I'll have a shower instead

See rubbish, evil, hell, terror, egg


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