Egg-venture

What is Egg-venture?


1.

Egg-Venture a stupid arcade shoot em up made by boring Vegan pirates who were probably force fed dirt at school on a daily basis. The game is unique in the fact that it doesn't try to hide the creators disdain for eating/breaking eggs which are blatant Eggceptional piece's of shit with faces. The word egg is added into a variety of words throughout the game in a worse than lame attempt to humourise something about as entertaining as the bubonic plague

Warden: Prisoner 1469 it is now your turn to play egg-venture in the games room

*Prisoner takes one look at the stupid egg man*

Prisoner 1469: I think, I'll have a shower instead

See rubbish, evil, hell, terror, egg


34

Random Words:

1. What a F'in Nightmare - get me out of here Cryptic acronym. She wrote on her notepad while the meeting dragged on....W.A.F.N.G.M...
1. Cocaine in Iceland. "Bjork predicts a 30% chance of Iceland Snow in her forecast." See iceland, ice, snow, cocaine, blow..
1. to consume, or eat something with no remorse. to swallow something whole and slowly digest it. 1.Chuck devoured the steak as soon as ..