Eglon

What is Eglon?

A YoDude in the bible who was so phatthat when he got cribbed over by Ehud the blade got swallowed up in his blubber.

Ehud: "Yo I'm a cut you foo."

Eglon: "Do it, you won't."

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Ehud: "Shoot clown, where'd my knife go?"

Eglon: "Don't hate, appreciate. You wish you had a belly like this, eh?"

See blubber, phat, big, judge

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