What is Ego Surf?
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To google one's own name or nickname, in hopes of finding a large number of highly placed hits.
"Poor Jim. He's been ego surfing, but when he looked up his name it said 'Results 1 - 100 of about 103,000,000 for jim brown. (0.57 seconds)'"
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