Ego Terrorism

What is Ego Terrorism?


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Inflating someone's ego by complimenting them gratuitously, thereby altering their personality to that of an ass and directing their life into a downward spiral from which they will not recover.

Todd: You're just awesome, Steve. I could never match your awesomeness.

Steve: Why, thanks. I guess I am awesome.

Todd: And I'm not just saying that out of ego terrorism.

Steve: Ah, then I'll take your words to heart. I genuinely am better than other people.

(years pass)

Steve: WHY DO THEY ALL HATE ME?!

Steve: (cuts wrists)

(minutes pass)

Todd: That'll serve you right, it will.

Todd: (spits on corpse)

See terrorism, sarcasm, bono, ass


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