What is Egogoogler?
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Anyone who obsessively "Googles" their own name as a means to raise their self-esteem or boost their ego.
When John, a notorious egogoogler, needed a quick ego boost he would perform a google search of his name and carefully scrutinize the results with pride.
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To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..
