Egonostic

What is Egonostic?


1.

The belief in oneself and all of one's own capabilities.

While confused with being egocentric, egonostic is used to define those with a unshakable conviction in one's own abilities.

Not to be confused with the words:

self-confidence, atheism, agnostic, unique

One: "Hey God.."

God: "YES?"

One: "This can't go on..."

God: "HOW COME?"

One: I've found someone else to believe in...

God: WHAT!? A-after...All This Time?

One: Yea, I'm breaking up with you

God: *speechless*

One: You're just so outdated...sorry.

God: "but, the bible.."

One: Sorry, it's not you, it's me...

God: "I loved you!"

One: Yea, I've discovered something... it's called egonosticism...

*Poof* God disappears

One: Wow, reminds me of my ex...

See oneness


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