Egophile

What is Egophile?


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Someone who is literally in love with themselves. They will try to catch a glance of themselves in mirrors when nobody is looking. When caught, they will say they are looking at their hair, a spot etc. They sometimes kiss mirrors, and in extreme cases, fap to their own picture. The vast majority of Egophiles are Egotists.

'Holy shit'

'What?'

'I look good'

Egophile

See ego, egotist, george bush, self-righteous, self, myself


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