What is Egophile?
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Someone who is literally in love with themselves. They will try to catch a glance of themselves in mirrors when nobody is looking. When caught, they will say they are looking at their hair, a spot etc. They sometimes kiss mirrors, and in extreme cases, fap to their own picture. The vast majority of Egophiles are 
'Holy shit'
'What?'
'I look good'
Egophile
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An alternate word for the penis.  Used by those who are afraid of the actual word or are simply awesomely crazy.
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