Egotestical

What is Egotestical?


1.

1. Characteristic of an individual who is a self-absorbed nutsack.

"Dick just goes on and on with his stupid comments and unjustified bragging to no end; Dick is egotestical."

See egomaniac, nutsack, egotistical, ego, testical

2.

Adjective: A man who believes he is God's gift to women.

Jack Harkness from Torchwoodis really egotestical

Nah, he actually is God's gift to women

See ego, egoist, egotistical, bollocks

3.

boasting in a manly way about manly things.

An egotestical statement would be, "I am more man than any woman can handle".

See player, manasshole, braggart, dickhead

4.

Noun - Powerful men who have affairs. Their ego enlarges to the point that they feel their manhood can take them wherever it wants to go without repercussions.

Elliot Spitzer or Shpritz-her, former governor of New York, was accused by his wife of being egotestical after he got caught with a $4000/hr hooker

See hooker, politician, ego

5.

A male who thinks they are the shit and has big balls. (my friend Gynn (pronounced Gin) came up with the definition one sunny after noon after school when I was driving her home. My other two friends AL and Benn were witteneses.

The egotestical rapper sang a song about why he was hott. (song: This is why I'm Hot by Mims)

See egotistical, asshole


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