E.g.s.

What is E.g.s.?


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1 sub-species of homo sapien who has lost his testicles, having been castrated by a female who now holds said nuts in a mayonaisse jar in the refridgerator.

2 piece of shit, poor excuse of a man with no nuts or friends; who once had said assets.

Look at that poor E.G.S. I wonder if he misses his balls.


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