E.g.s. Edit Meaning

1.

1 sub-species of homo sapien who has lost his testicles, having been castrated by a female who now holds said nuts in a mayonaisse jar in the refridgerator.

2 piece of shit, poor excuse of a man with no nuts or friends; who once had said assets.

Look at that poor E.G.S. I wonder if he misses his balls.