Egyptian Crab Knarkler

What is Egyptian Crab Knarkler?

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When a girl begins to fellate, but at the last moment, pulls off, grabs the mans pubic testiclular hair with her teeth and rips them out.

AHhhhhhhh! Michael Norman just gave me an egyptian crab knarkler AGAIN!!!!

See balls, tear, testicle, monkey, Austin

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