Egyptian Sunglasses

What is Egyptian Sunglasses?

1.

while fucking a chick doggy style, you spit on her back, to make her think you came. but when she turns around, you cum right in her eyes

Last night I gave Cassy a pair of Egyptian Sunglasses.

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2.

When a girl is laying on her back and a guy squats over her face, laying one testicle in each eye socket and his penis along the shaft of her nose, acting as a shield.

It was really sunny when we were fooling around on the beach, so out of the kindness of my heart I gave her a pair of egyptian sunglasses.

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