What is E-handjob?
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while using a chat program, one chatter boosts the other's confidence with showers of praise and other nonsensical words of support.
a: oh, i'm just a horrible writer. i'll never get published.
b: don't be ridiculous. i love your writing. poignant, beautiful, obscene, deliberate, intense, pure. can't say enough about it.
a: thanks, but i wasn't looking for an e-handjob. what would you know anyway? aren't you that guy that likes 'survivor'?
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someone named russ who is good at everything that has no real benefit.
russ just threw a dime into a sam adams bottle from ten feet awa..
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A response to anyone's bitching.
Man 1: I lost my job!
Man 2: You'll get over it.
Man 1: How am i supposed to pay my bills?..
