E-hogging

What is E-hogging?


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Similar to hogging... E-Hogging is the act of (electronically) meeting women on the internet through various means such as dating sites, chat, craigslist etc...

You then proceed to meet them somewhere and bring them back to your place to shag. Then send them home and don't call them again.

CAUTION: Fat chicks are generally kinda clingy and want a steady relationship, So you may need to lie about your intentions to them. I.E.

"You're really special and I haven't felt this way in a long time."

"I think I'm falling in love with you."

"I want to get married and have children with you."

When in actuality what you're plans are:

"I'm going to have sex with you just because I haven't been laid in a while, but I have no actual intention of ever talking to you again."

"So dude, you been e-hogging lately?"

"Ya Bro, I met this fat bitch online and I raw dogged her in my wife's bed!"

Bro: "Dude, gross...but kinda sweet!"

See hogging, hoggin, dating, fucking, one night stand, fat chicks, fat bitches, std, bbw, whores, sluts, cunt, shooting fish in a barrel


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