Eicca Toppinen

What is Eicca Toppinen?

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Extremely sexy Finnish cellist. Mastermind behind most work by the Finnish cellist trio, Apocalyptica. Has written many fabulous songs, Harmageddon being the first. Big pouty lips, blonde hair, blue eyes, and a very sexy body when covered in leather clothing. Writer of the single gospel in the Dynasticist (see Dynasticsm) Bible. Is a control-freak and appears at times to be a sadist.

Is also known as Sex With A Cello Bow.

He lives in my pants. And sometimes in Finland.

"Eicca Toppinen can really play that cello!"

See apocalyptica, metallica, finland, sepultura
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