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When someone posts two or more emoticons that completely contradict eachother.
An example of emoticontradiction:
Person 1: I'm a ..
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Biggest dickhead in the whole world
U are such a kevon sampson
See Brendan..
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When chicks check out a guys crotch wondering about the size of their package.
I caught this chick bone hawking me last night at the ba..