Eigensex

What is Eigensex?


1.

A gender-neutral expression for masturbation or jacking off. Can be practiced, experienced, enjoyed or researched.

Yesterday my mum busted in while I researched the eigensex, entirely disrupting my physical experiment.

See masturbation, research, physical, jack off, sex

2.

When one (typically a female) has a sexual intercourse encounter with a one eigendick (typically a male) and reaches the point of Eigenasm and cums everywhere

Yo Dubin I had Eigensex with that smut from chi-o last night....it was Eigengood..possibly the best Eigensex I've ever had.

See sex, sammy, orgasm, smut, nigga


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