What is Eileenthology?
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Pronounced: Aye-lean-th-oh-low-gee.
The belief in whatever the heck you want to believe in.
Meaning that you can combine (yes, COMBINE) various religions and possibly even make up your own.
Religions may clash and contradict each other so choose wisely.
Eileenthology was created specifically to rub it in my sister's face stating that I can believe in whatever I want to believe in even if they clash.
I've figured out a way to balance all three (those stated below). Woo hoo!
Religious view: Catholic - Christian - Buddhist
AKA Eileenthology
I am 33.3% Catholic, 33.3% Christian AND 33.3% Buddhist.
HOLLAAAAAAA!
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a large veined dick that turns purple since the condom is too small from constriction.
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