Eilf

What is Eilf?

1.

Elf I'd like to fuck.

Man...that Ernie Keebler is one hot eilf.

2.

An Ex I'd Like To Fuck

Man look at my eilf she is smoking ,yeah I bet you sure would like to give her a hard fucking again.

See eilf, milf, ex, wife, girlfriend, hottie

3.

Eyeball I'd Like to Fuck

Guy: "You have two great eilfs there"

Girl: "What? AHHH!!! Me Ojo!"

See ailf, bilf, cilf, dilf, filf, gilf, hilf, phunk

4.

Emo I'd Like to Fuck

Florian: Dayum, Alissa White-Gluz is one hellofa fine emo.

Megan: One might say she's an EILF...

Florian: Yes, one might if they were as brilliant and clever as you. You know what YOU are Megan? A Megan I'd like to fuck, no THE Megan I'd like to fuck.

See eilf, florian, dwarf, nugget, golden, chain, loser

5.

Eilf - Emo I Like to Fuck

Damn I would eilf her.

See eilf, emo, fuck, her, damn

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