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The act of performing a bowel movement i.e. having a shit / dump.
I've gots to go to the loo for an unction junction function...
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Paedophile
as used by Chris Morris in the Brass Eye paedophile special "you are a paedophile...you're a fence foal"..
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a handjob given because the girl felt bad for the guy.
Dude, i got a mercy jerk last night 'cause Judy found out about my grandma&..