Einstein

What is Einstein?


1.

Really really smart guy. Came up with the theory of relativity and the equation e = mc^2, which basically means that mass and energy are fundamentally related. Can also be used to describe someone who is really smart.

That guy got an A in Algorithms with prof. Brady! What an Einstein!

2.

Albert Einstein, b. 1879, d. 1955.

Considered by many to be the greatest scientist of the 20th century, being named by Time magazine as "Man of the Century".

A physicist, he won a Nobel Prize for his discovery of the photoelectric effect (1905), which explained how a photoncauses an electron to be emitted from a metallic surface when illuminated by light, by postulating that photons are discrete "quanta" of energy.

He also devised the Theory of Special Relativity(1905), which deals with the perception of time and distance between observers in different frames of reference that are moving relative to each other, and postulated that the speed of lightis the same in all frames of reference.

Later he expanded this into the Theory of General Relativity (1907), which explains the force of gravity as a geometric warping of space- timeand treats acceleration and gravity as equivalent forces acting on matter.

Born a Jew in Germany, he came to America just prior to the Nazi's rise to power (1932), and never returned to his homeland.

He spent the last years of his life attempting to combine the fundamental forces into a single unified field theory, but without success.

Ironically, his name is used as a derogatory term for persons who proclaim something obvious or who do something especially stupid.

Well he's bright, but he's no Einstein.

That was a really smart move, Einstein!

3.

1. a really smartguy

2. a complete idiot

1. Wow! You must be Einstein!

2. You forgot the keys, Einstein.

See smart, genius, idiot, nerd, geek

4.

Name of one of the most brilliant men of the 20th century, used ironically to express the opposite of intelligence.

You can't tie your shoelaces and chew gum at the same time, can you, Einstein?

See The Doctor

5.

*Full Name : Albert Einstein. Albert Einstein was an intelligent man who theorized many scientific fields that we, to this day, are continuing to research. He is generally credited for developing the theory of relativity, and is perhaps the father of the nuclear age.

*A name used to relay something obvious toward one who seems to not have the common knowledge.

"Don't worry about your troubles with math, for mine are much more difficult than yours."

-Albert Einstein

"Hey Einstein that was a civilian! *slaps him upside the back of the head*"

-a soldier

See Dave

6.

A female that's very good with her head. Not necessarily talking about intelligence but giving great oral sex.

Lil' Weezy - Pussy Money Weed: "Clothes are overrated, panties are debated

Einstein... her head is the greatest"

See oral sex, head, blow job, blow, suck

7.

Someone who is a complete idiot and cannot grasp the obvious.

Its a NEWSPAPER, Einstein!!!!


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