What is Eirikur?
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The act of screwing a sheep with your head and a midget with your foot. The midget has to be wrapped in a giant tortilla and the sheep has to be wearing a top hat.
"Dude, that guy is so gay, I bet he eirikurs every night"
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The act of screwing a sheep and a midget at the same time. The midget must be wrapped in a giant tortilla and the sheep has to wear a top hat. You screw the midget with your foot and the sheep with your head.
Rios "Dude, I totally eirikur'd last night!"
Erik "Yeah man, its awesome!"
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