What is Eital?
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eital is the most amazing person you will ever meet. she may suck with computers and be a little spazzy at time but WE ALL LOVE HER. she says fucker a lot and likes the color purple. also her water bottle is pretty great although it broke. eital is extremely attractive but is taken so dont get any ideas.
SHES A CUTIE PIE
"hey look at that sex machine over there"
"she's such an eital"
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sex goddess.
but technically inept.
"yo i just got some eital"
"whoo. yeah i hate phone sex."
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Random Words:
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Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day.
Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-..
