What is Eitan Freedenberg?
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1. A dude that people are creepily obsessed with for no reason;
2. The most wonderful person in the world.
If you are an Eitan Freedenberg, I love you. But if you are obsessed with Eitan Freedenberg, you are strange.
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What a hunk.
Emo Prodigy, with a cult following.
Noun; an emo person
You cry and listen to Kenny G in the bathtub, you are such an Eitan Freedenberg.
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A bruise located on a womans neck usually caused by getting titty banged
Wow! look at this Qurapledinger that Jordan gave me last night..
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Somebody that fears spiders
(Comes from two greek words Arachno means spider and Phobia means to fear)
that bitch has arachnophobia
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The sounds of your roommate and two men having sex in another room, yet loud enough for you to hear. You can't see it, only hear it..
