What is Eitan Freedenberg?
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1. A dude that people are creepily obsessed with for no reason;
2. The most wonderful person in the world.
If you are an Eitan Freedenberg, I love you. But if you are obsessed with Eitan Freedenberg, you are strange.
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What a hunk.
Emo Prodigy, with a cult following.
Noun; an emo person
You cry and listen to Kenny G in the bathtub, you are such an Eitan Freedenberg.
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A phrase more intense than just saying "dammit". The stripe gives it a higher rank, a supreme dammit.
God damn it with a stri..
