Eitan Freedenberg

What is Eitan Freedenberg?

1. A dude that people are creepily obsessed with for no reason; overrated.

2. The most wonderful person in the world.

If you are an Eitan Freedenberg, I love you. But if you are obsessed with Eitan Freedenberg, you are strange.

What a hunk.

Emo Prodigy, with a cult following.

Noun; an emo person

You cry and listen to Kenny G in the bathtub, you are such an Eitan Freedenberg.

W00tne0nt

1. An arbitrary variant of "w00t". Guy 1: OMG i just got like 4 epic drops IN A ROW Guy 2: w00tne0nt See w00t, woot, pwn, 1337..

Jv'ed

1. To be sexually assaulted in a manner that is as utterly creepy as it is offensive. So absurdly creepy, that it crosses a boundary that s..

O-mouthed

1. Surprised or dumbfounded, as reflected in the rounded of your lips when you're bewildered by an awkward person or scene. (The expr..

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