Eitan Freedenberg

What is Eitan Freedenberg?


1.

1. A dude that people are creepily obsessed with for no reason; overrated.

2. The most wonderful person in the world.

If you are an Eitan Freedenberg, I love you. But if you are obsessed with Eitan Freedenberg, you are strange.

2.

What a hunk.

Emo Prodigy, with a cult following.

Noun; an emo person

You cry and listen to Kenny G in the bathtub, you are such an Eitan Freedenberg.


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