What is Eiu?
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A college where syphilis stretches as far as the eye can see. If one gets syphilis in Illinois, EIU is commonly to blamed. EIU is commonly a synonym to the annoying yet curable STD.
A: "I got the Syph from my ex"
B: "She went to EIU?"
A: "No, her brother did"
B: "Damn, that sux"
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A description of an action taken in the preceding statement indicating that it was done in a managerial manner.
I just cut my balls off..
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Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces..